Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 & Over
McMenamins Presents: Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 and over. Friday, January 30th, 2026 7:00PM Al’s Den under the Crystal Hotel303 SW 12 AvePortland, Oregon 97209 CONVERSATIONAL LUBE: The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 91.5% of first dates suck purely because of awkward, dull, boring conversations. Conversational Lube is here to FIX that. You’re invited to the FIRST real time, live comedy dating show!! Singles will be matched, meet for the first time, then join a comedian on stage (the lube) to have a first date! YES, we will be putting audience members on BLIND DATES in real time at the show! That means YOU, yes, YOU can come and possibly find your soul mate! (Or at the very least go home with a funny af story.) Each couple will have a date on the stage and be joined by a licensed professional* (*fully unlicensed comedian) to LUBE up the conversation to make sure it flows, is entertaining, and fully capitalize on any weird shit that comes up. (The last part mostly for the sake of the audience and laughs.) Hosted by stand up comedian and writer, Cait Chock, who is single for MANY reasons but NOT because she can’t dazzle a first conversation. She shines in a first impression then actively decay like a free radical. She’s a lost cause but she’s using her conversational skills to help YOU find love! We may not guarantee you find love but we DO guarantee it will be a helluva lot more fun than another boring and slightly deranged tinder meet-up. ALL are welcomed, even you monsters already happily in love can come, eat, drink, laugh, and watch the rest of us squirm! Apps suck. Approaching strangers in the wild is scary. Hitting on your Trader Joe’s cashier is not cool. A comedy show is your best bet! Don’t settle down shitty, boring, vanilla conversations…apply conversational lube. Check us out on Instagram @conversationallube and slide into those DMs if you’re a single looking to be set up on a future show!
Less Cash, 21+
McMenamins Presents:Less Cash 21+White Eagle Saloon836 N Russell-PortlandPortland, OR 97209 Friday, January 2nd, 2026 8:00PM We will follow all state and local Covid-19 guidelines in place at the time of each show. No refunds will be given, all sales are final. Online sales end one hour prior to show time. Remaining tickets will be sold at the door. Limited seating available on a first come first served basis.If you can’t find your confirmation email, you can have it resent to you by going to https://www.etix.com/ticket/resend and entering the email address and last 4 digits of the card used to purchase tickets.There are zip code restrictions set on tickets. If your zip code prevents you from purchase please select either “Will Call” or call ETIX Customer Support at 1-800-514-3849.
DEAL – Performing music of the Grateful Dead, 21+
McMenamins Presents: DEAL – Performing music of the Grateful Dead 21+White Eagle Saloon836 N Russell-PortlandPortland, OR 97209 Saturday, January 3rd, 2026 8:00PM We will follow all state and local Covid-19 guidelines in place at the time of each show. No refunds will be given, all sales are final. Online sales end one hour prior to show time. Remaining tickets will be sold at the door. Limited seating available on a first come first served basis.If you can’t find your confirmation email, you can have it resent to you by going to https://www.etix.com/ticket/resend and entering the email address and last 4 digits of the card used to purchase tickets.There are zip code restrictions set on tickets. If your zip code prevents you from purchase please select either “Will Call” or call ETIX Customer Support at 1-800-514-3849.
Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 & Over
McMenamins Presents: Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 and over. Friday, January 2nd, 2026 7:00PM Al’s Den under the Crystal Hotel303 SW 12 AvePortland, Oregon 97209 CONVERSATIONAL LUBE: The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 91.5% of first dates suck purely because of awkward, dull, boring conversations. Conversational Lube is here to FIX that. You’re invited to the FIRST real time, live comedy dating show!! Singles will be matched, meet for the first time, then join a comedian on stage (the lube) to have a first date! YES, we will be putting audience members on BLIND DATES in real time at the show! That means YOU, yes, YOU can come and possibly find your soul mate! (Or at the very least go home with a funny af story.) Each couple will have a date on the stage and be joined by a licensed professional* (*fully unlicensed comedian) to LUBE up the conversation to make sure it flows, is entertaining, and fully capitalize on any weird shit that comes up. (The last part mostly for the sake of the audience and laughs.) Hosted by stand up comedian and writer, Cait Chock, who is single for MANY reasons but NOT because she can’t dazzle a first conversation. She shines in a first impression then actively decay like a free radical. She’s a lost cause but she’s using her conversational skills to help YOU find love! We may not guarantee you find love but we DO guarantee it will be a helluva lot more fun than another boring and slightly deranged tinder meet-up. ALL are welcomed, even you monsters already happily in love can come, eat, drink, laugh, and watch the rest of us squirm! Apps suck. Approaching strangers in the wild is scary. Hitting on your Trader Joe’s cashier is not cool. A comedy show is your best bet! Don’t settle down shitty, boring, vanilla conversations…apply conversational lube. Check us out on Instagram @conversationallube and slide into those DMs if you’re a single looking to be set up on a future show!
Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 & Over
McMenamins Presents: Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 and over. Friday, January 9th, 2026 7:00PM Al’s Den under the Crystal Hotel303 SW 12 AvePortland, Oregon 97209 CONVERSATIONAL LUBE: The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 91.5% of first dates suck purely because of awkward, dull, boring conversations. Conversational Lube is here to FIX that. You’re invited to the FIRST real time, live comedy dating show!! Singles will be matched, meet for the first time, then join a comedian on stage (the lube) to have a first date! YES, we will be putting audience members on BLIND DATES in real time at the show! That means YOU, yes, YOU can come and possibly find your soul mate! (Or at the very least go home with a funny af story.) Each couple will have a date on the stage and be joined by a licensed professional* (*fully unlicensed comedian) to LUBE up the conversation to make sure it flows, is entertaining, and fully capitalize on any weird shit that comes up. (The last part mostly for the sake of the audience and laughs.) Hosted by stand up comedian and writer, Cait Chock, who is single for MANY reasons but NOT because she can’t dazzle a first conversation. She shines in a first impression then actively decay like a free radical. She’s a lost cause but she’s using her conversational skills to help YOU find love! We may not guarantee you find love but we DO guarantee it will be a helluva lot more fun than another boring and slightly deranged tinder meet-up. ALL are welcomed, even you monsters already happily in love can come, eat, drink, laugh, and watch the rest of us squirm! Apps suck. Approaching strangers in the wild is scary. Hitting on your Trader Joe’s cashier is not cool. A comedy show is your best bet! Don’t settle down shitty, boring, vanilla conversations…apply conversational lube. Check us out on Instagram @conversationallube and slide into those DMs if you’re a single looking to be set up on a future show!
Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 & Over
McMenamins Presents: Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 and over. Friday, January 16th, 2026 7:00PM Al’s Den under the Crystal Hotel303 SW 12 AvePortland, Oregon 97209 CONVERSATIONAL LUBE: The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 91.5% of first dates suck purely because of awkward, dull, boring conversations. Conversational Lube is here to FIX that. You’re invited to the FIRST real time, live comedy dating show!! Singles will be matched, meet for the first time, then join a comedian on stage (the lube) to have a first date! YES, we will be putting audience members on BLIND DATES in real time at the show! That means YOU, yes, YOU can come and possibly find your soul mate! (Or at the very least go home with a funny af story.) Each couple will have a date on the stage and be joined by a licensed professional* (*fully unlicensed comedian) to LUBE up the conversation to make sure it flows, is entertaining, and fully capitalize on any weird shit that comes up. (The last part mostly for the sake of the audience and laughs.) Hosted by stand up comedian and writer, Cait Chock, who is single for MANY reasons but NOT because she can’t dazzle a first conversation. She shines in a first impression then actively decay like a free radical. She’s a lost cause but she’s using her conversational skills to help YOU find love! We may not guarantee you find love but we DO guarantee it will be a helluva lot more fun than another boring and slightly deranged tinder meet-up. ALL are welcomed, even you monsters already happily in love can come, eat, drink, laugh, and watch the rest of us squirm! Apps suck. Approaching strangers in the wild is scary. Hitting on your Trader Joe’s cashier is not cool. A comedy show is your best bet! Don’t settle down shitty, boring, vanilla conversations…apply conversational lube. Check us out on Instagram @conversationallube and slide into those DMs if you’re a single looking to be set up on a future show!
Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 & Over
McMenamins Presents: Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 and over. Friday, January 23rd, 2026 7:00PM Al’s Den under the Crystal Hotel303 SW 12 AvePortland, Oregon 97209 CONVERSATIONAL LUBE: The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 91.5% of first dates suck purely because of awkward, dull, boring conversations. Conversational Lube is here to FIX that. You’re invited to the FIRST real time, live comedy dating show!! Singles will be matched, meet for the first time, then join a comedian on stage (the lube) to have a first date! YES, we will be putting audience members on BLIND DATES in real time at the show! That means YOU, yes, YOU can come and possibly find your soul mate! (Or at the very least go home with a funny af story.) Each couple will have a date on the stage and be joined by a licensed professional* (*fully unlicensed comedian) to LUBE up the conversation to make sure it flows, is entertaining, and fully capitalize on any weird shit that comes up. (The last part mostly for the sake of the audience and laughs.) Hosted by stand up comedian and writer, Cait Chock, who is single for MANY reasons but NOT because she can’t dazzle a first conversation. She shines in a first impression then actively decay like a free radical. She’s a lost cause but she’s using her conversational skills to help YOU find love! We may not guarantee you find love but we DO guarantee it will be a helluva lot more fun than another boring and slightly deranged tinder meet-up. ALL are welcomed, even you monsters already happily in love can come, eat, drink, laugh, and watch the rest of us squirm! Apps suck. Approaching strangers in the wild is scary. Hitting on your Trader Joe’s cashier is not cool. A comedy show is your best bet! Don’t settle down shitty, boring, vanilla conversations…apply conversational lube. Check us out on Instagram @conversationallube and slide into those DMs if you’re a single looking to be set up on a future show!
Rockin for Rescues
with musical guests Joel Gibson Jr, The Unsundered, The Devil in High Def & Sun~Over Static Official Tickets: Etix/Cascade Tickets is the official ticketing source and partner of the Spanish Ballroom. Join us for an evening of music in support of The Humane Society for Tacoma & Pierce County. The Humane Society for Tacoma & Pierce County provides valuable services and resources to our human and non human friends in our community. Their shelter is currently full, and they have loads of animals in foster homes. Let us entertain you to raise funds for this very worthy cause. We plan to have music, raffles, and of course there will be great food and drinks available. All proceeds for this event will go directly to The Humane Society for Tacoma & Pierce County. We hope to see you all there, and thank you in advance for helping us with supporting this great cause. Please note: All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. We will follow all state and local Covid-19 guidelines in place at the time of each show. General admission venue, standing room only. Tickets are non-transferable. Will Call name changes are not permitted. Avoid long Will Call lines on day of show by selecting print at home tickets, which can be physically printed out or displayed on your phone to be scanned at the door. You can have your confirmation email resent to you by going to https://www.etix.com/ticket/resend There are zip code restrictions set on tickets. If your zip code prevents you from purchase please select either “Will Call” or call ETIX Customer Support at 1-800-514-3849.
F*ck That! Erin McKeown’s Anti-Holiday Spectacular, 21+
McMenamins Presents: F*ck That! Erin McKeown’s Anti-Holiday Spectacular 21+White Eagle Saloon836 N Russell-PortlandPortland, OR 97209 Saturday, December 13th, 2025 8:00PM Tired of holiday hype? Gritting your teeth until New Year’s Eve? Erin McKeown is too. Filled with profanity, irreverance, and just plain bad behavior, “F*ck That!” is the antidote to all that annoying holiday spirit. It’s the world’s first anti-capitalist, pro-queer, suspicious of christmas-as-patriotism, sex-positive, not safe for work, multi-ethnic, radical leftist Anti-Holiday show. There is nothing redeeming about christmas in any part of this show. Returning for the first time since 2013, Erin will perform all their signature anti-holiday classics plus new songs written (ahem) explicitly for 2025 along with a crowd-sourced choir of Cranky Carolers. *Please note this show contains adult language and themes completely inappropriate for children. On purpose. We will follow all state and local Covid-19 guidelines in place at the time of each show. No refunds will be given, all sales are final. Online sales end one hour prior to show time. Remaining tickets will be sold at the door. Limited seating available on a first come first served basis.If you can’t find your confirmation email, you can have it resent to you by going to https://www.etix.com/ticket/resend and entering the email address and last 4 digits of the card used to purchase tickets.There are zip code restrictions set on tickets. If your zip code prevents you from purchase please select either “Will Call” or call ETIX Customer Support at 1-800-514-3849.
WITCHZ presents ENTER AFTERLIFE World Tour 2026
Saturday, March 7th, 2026 8:00PMRoseland TheaterAll Ages General Admission Floor | 21 & Over Reserved Seating BalconyNo refunds or exchanges. Tickets are non-transferable. Will Call name changes not permitted. VIP PACKAGE INCLUDES: – 1 Admission Ticket- 1 Hour Early Entry into the Venue (before GA doors)- Access into THE OTHERSIDE: 1-on-1 Meet & Greet- Photo with WITCHZ- Limited Edition Signed Tour Poster- Exclusive KVLT Collectible Item (only available to VIP ticket holders) Print at home tickets can be displayed on your phone to be scanned at the door or physically printed out. Print at Home Method of Delivery is suggested to avoid potentially long Will Call lines at the Box Office Day Of Show. ** Delivery will be delayed for ALL DELIVERY types. ** Please adhere to published ticket limits. If you exceed the ticket limit, you may have any or all of your orders and tickets canceled without notice. Delivery will be delayed to check for duplicate orders. Venue House Rules / Updated Bag Policy OFFICIAL TICKETS:ETIX & Cascade Tickets are the official ticketing sources and partners of Roseland Theater. The official website of Roseland Theater is Roselandpdx.com. We cannot guarantee the validity of re-sold tickets purchased from secondary ticket resale marketplaces such as Ticketmaster, StubHub, SeatGeek, Vivid Seats, etc.