Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 & Over
McMenamins Presents: Conversational Lube – The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 21 and over. Friday, June 26th, 2026 7:00PM Al’s Den under the Crystal Hotel303 SW 12 AvePortland, Oregon 97209 CONVERSATIONAL LUBE: The first LIVE comedy dating show!! 91.5% of first dates suck purely because of awkward, dull, boring conversations. Conversational Lube is here to FIX that. You’re invited to the FIRST real time, live comedy dating show!! Singles will be matched, meet for the first time, then join a comedian on stage (the lube) to have a first date! YES, we will be putting audience members on BLIND DATES in real time at the show! That means YOU, yes, YOU can come and possibly find your soul mate! (Or at the very least go home with a funny af story.) Each couple will have a date on the stage and be joined by a licensed professional* (*fully unlicensed comedian) to LUBE up the conversation to make sure it flows, is entertaining, and fully capitalize on any weird shit that comes up. (The last part mostly for the sake of the audience and laughs.) Hosted by stand up comedian and writer, Cait Chock, who is single for MANY reasons but NOT because she can’t dazzle a first conversation. She shines in a first impression then actively decay like a free radical. She’s a lost cause but she’s using her conversational skills to help YOU find love! We may not guarantee you find love but we DO guarantee it will be a helluva lot more fun than another boring and slightly deranged tinder meet-up. ALL are welcomed, even you monsters already happily in love can come, eat, drink, laugh, and watch the rest of us squirm! Apps suck. Approaching strangers in the wild is scary. Hitting on your Trader Joe’s cashier is not cool. A comedy show is your best bet! Don’t settle down shitty, boring, vanilla conversations…apply conversational lube. Check us out on Instagram @conversationallube and slide into those DMs if you’re a single looking to be set up on a future show!
Five Pint Mary
Please be aware: Seating is limited. First come, first served Please note: All sales are final. No refunds or exchanges. We will follow all state and local Covid-19 guidelines in place at the time of each show. General admission venue. Limited amount of seats available on first come basis Tickets are non-transferable. Will Call name changes are not permitted. Avoid long Will Call lines on day of show by selecting print at home tickets, which can be physically printed out or displayed on your phone to be scanned at the door. You can have your confirmation email resent to you by going to https://www.etix.com/ticket/resend To purchase tickets over the phone, please call ETIX Customer Support at 1-800-514-3849.
Thee Sinseers & The Altons
Friday, July 31st, 2026 8:00PM Doors at 7:00PMMcDonald TheatreAll Ages General Admission on the Floor & Upper Balcony | 21+ Reserved Seating within the Lower BalconyNo refunds or exchanges. Tickets are non-transferable. Will Call name changes are not permitted.
The Comedy Showdown
On April 11th, the “Showcase Showdown” returns to McMenamins Hotel Oregon for an unprecedented night of comedy. We aren’t just bringing you a lineup; we are bringing you a championship roster.For one night only, Mattie’s Room transforms into the ultimate pop-up comedy club featuring four past winners of Helium Comedy Club’s “Portland’s Funniest Person” contest. These are the undisputed heavyweights of the PNW scene—comics who have conquered the region’s most prestigious competition and are now bringing their headlining sets to McMinnville, including the 2025 Winner Jordan Casner who hails from McMinnville. Helium Comedy Club’s PFP Winners: 2025 – Jordan Casner 2025 – Shain Brenden2025 – Ben Harkins2017 – Arlo C. Weierhauser Experience the “Truth with Love” irreverence of your host, Ikes, and the great wit and timing of Milo Loza alongside a curated selection of the city’s most decorated performers. • When: April 11th | Doors at 6:00 | Show at 7:30 • Where: Mattie’s Room (2nd Floor), McMenamins Hotel Oregon • Tickets: $44.99 Cabaret Seat at a table of 4 or 6, $34.99 GA (seats limited), Standing room in back PLEASE NOTE- Tables seat 1-6 guests. You may purchase 1, 2 or 3 seats – or the whole table. If buying less than 4 seats table will be shared.
Lettuce Cook Tour
Wednesday, September 16th, 2026 8:00PM Doors at 7:00PMMcDonald TheatreAll Ages General Admission on the Floor & Upper Balcony | 21+ Reserved Seating within the Lower BalconyNo refunds or exchanges. Tickets are non-transferable. Will Call name changes are not permitted. We’ve partnered with the 501(c)(3) nonprofit Music Is A Language so that $1 from every ticket sold supports Lettuce’s mission to fund a transformative new scholarship for a deserving student to attend the prestigious Berklee College of Music—where the roots of Lettuce first took hold.
Foam Wonderland: THE AFTERMATH 2026 – Official Afterparty
w/ JKYL & HYDE, TISOKI, ABADDON Saturday, May 9th, 2026 10:00PMDoors at 10:00PMMcDonald Theatre18 & Over OnlyNo refunds or exchanges. Tickets are non-transferable. Will Call name changes are not permitted.
JOHN SCOFIELD’S “ELECTROSPECTIVE”
featuring OTEIL BURBRIDGE, LARRY GOLDINGS & ADAM DEITCH Thursday, November 5th, 2026 8:00PM Doors at 7:00PMMcDonald TheatreAll Ages General Admission on the Floor & Upper Balcony | 21+ Reserved Seating within the Lower BalconyNo refunds or exchanges. Tickets are non-transferable. Will Call name changes are not permitted.
Bob Dylan
w/ Lucinda Williams & The John Doe Folk Trio Tuesday, June 9th, 2026 6:30PMGates at 5:00PMCuthbert AmphitheaterAll Ages | Bar w/ IDReserved Seating & General Admission Lawn No refunds or exchanges. Tickets are non-transferable. Will Call name changes are not permitted. FRONT ROW PACKAGE • One (1) Front Row reserved ticket • Commemorative Ticket • Merchandise item designed and created exclusively for package purchasers • Collectible laminate to remember your evening *Locations may vary by venue, see specific dates for details. Merch will be shipped to the address provided at the time of purchase (US & Canada only). No PO Boxes. GOLD HOT SEAT PACKAGE • One (1) premium reserved ticket* • Commemorative Ticket • Merchandise item designed and created exclusively for package purchasers • Collectible laminate to remember your evening *Locations may vary by venue, see specific dates for details. Merch will be shipped to the address provided at the time of purchase (US & Canada only). No PO Boxes. SILVER HOT SEAT PACKAGE • One (1) premium reserved ticket* • Commemorative Ticket • Merchandise item designed and created exclusively for package purchasers • Collectible laminate to remember your evening *Locations may vary by venue, see specific dates for details. Merch will be shipped to the address provided at the time of purchase (US & Canada only). No PO Boxes. If you can’t find your confirmation email, you can have it resent to you by going to https://www.etix.com/ticket/resend and entering the email address and last 4 digits of the card used to purchase tickets.To purchase tickets over the phone – please call 1-855-227-8499.
Jack Maybe Project, 21+
McMenamins Presents:Jack Maybe Project21 & Over Al’s Den (located under the Crystal Hotel)303 SW 12th AvePortland, OR 97205Saturday, April 25th, 2026 7:00PMLimited seating available
Dead Sometimes, 21+
McMenamins Presents:Dead Sometimes21 & Over Al’s Den (located under the Crystal Hotel)303 SW 12th AvePortland, OR 97205Saturday, May 30th, 2026 7:00PMLimited seating available